Two things I've noticed thus far:
1.) I'm short again.
2.) I can eavesdrop really well.
"Just calling to say thank you..." "How ya'll doing?" "So I was talking to this security guard. Not the security security, just one of those ones that helps..." "Uneventful..." "And I was like, what the *, I mean come on. I'm not putting up with that..." "Were you visiting friends?"
No comments:
Post a Comment